Vegas Odds on Tom Brady’s Next Girlfriend

  • Super Bowl winning QB has been married to Gisele Bundchen since 2009
  • Couple has two children together
  • Gisele reportedly not happy about Brady continuing to play football

Tom Brady chose laces over love this offseason, opting to return to football for one more (?) season when his wife Gisele Bundchen had wanted him to retire while he still had his cognitive abilities in tact. Brady did retire shortly – for 40 days – before coming back for his third season with the Buccaneers, a decision that doesn’t look great considering Tampa Bay is 3-5 on the year and in the midst of a three game losing streak following Thursday’s 27-22 loss to Baltimore.

While Brady’s chances at a Super Bowl ring are still alive considering how bad the NFC South is, it looks like he’ll be taking a different ring off after Bundchen and the G.O.A.T. announced Friday that they had finalized a divorce after 13 years of marriage.

The split seems amicable and friendly with both parties expressing their fondness for their time together on their respective Instagram pages. They reiterated their two children (as well as Brady’s son from his relationship with actress Bridget Moynahan) will continue to be the center of their lives, and neither should have to turn to Farmer’s Only to find their next date.

That brings us to what the future holds romantically for Brady. He seems married to football for now, but the Buccaneers have a trip to the Germany game coming up on November 13th against Seattle and have a bye after that so is it dating season already?

Tom Brady’s Next Girlfriend Odds

The odds are out for who Tom Brady’s next girlfriend will be and the list is a doozy:

  • Taylor Swift +1400: Maybe Tay-Tay is the positive influence Brady needs in his life. She could tell him to ‘shake it off’ after a sack but it probably wouldn’t work out as he yells ‘look what you made me do’ after throwing an interception.

  • Adriana Lima +1600: Tom has a type and it’s Brazilian supermodels (don’t we all) so maybe he goes back to the well with Adriana Lima. She has a thing for athletes too formerly married to pro basketball player Marko Jaric.

  • Kim Kardashian +2500: Kanye vs. Tom Brady, that would be the best celebrity boxing match of all time. Kim K is newly single after her split with Pete Davidson and was married to NBA player Kris Humphries for about a week.

  • Amber Heard +10000: Just make sure to have plenty of clean sheets available and this could work out. She’s already married a pirate once, why not try another Buccaneer?

Carl has been betting on sports for the past 24 years. He is a well-rounded sports aficionado having won (and lost) on the NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, NCAA, PGA, UFC, and NASCAR. Carl has been the house for a brief period, and nearly lost a house in his younger gambling days but has learned a lot along the way with tips and info that he passes on to the reader.


  • Jacky Chan

    Kate Beckindale already seen coming out of his FL home.

    Posted on 6th December 2022 at 3:57 pm
  • Anonymous

    He had better call off another girlfriend as he has three children to care for and love them

    Posted on 2nd November 2022 at 7:56 pm
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